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69 Flavors of Candy
***OFFICAL BOOK RELEASE 31ST JANUARY 2024.***
BLURB:
After one night of drunken poor decisions, I find myself without a job and being detained by a couple of gorgeous policemen.
There is Dante, the tall, dark, and suave cop that I danced for.
Then there is Enzo, the mature Eric Banana lookalike who’s his own lone wolf.
A few job opportunities down the road, I run into the blonde and handsome ‘boy next door’ handyman Aaron. I haven't told him yet, but from the first moment I laid eyes on him, I knew he could be the love of my life.
I’m just a lonely girl trying to make her way in this world and settle down with a man who has an impressive… CV. But what’s one to do when more than one viable candidate pops up? How will I choose between them all? And with the added demands of having lost my job, my maid of honor duties for my best friend’s wedding, and my new financial constraints, I feel like I’m about to tip over the edge. I’m just so lost.
Not even my new job at the Greasy Straw, which allows me to let loose and express my whole self, gives me the direction I need. But after an enlightening therapy session, bizarre tarot readings, unicorn alluring, a cheeky girls’ night, and a bachelorette party like no other, I think I’m starting to get some answers…
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I bet you’re sitting there screaming about it [the photos] all going to the cloud, so I’ve got access to them regardless. That’s where you’d be wrong. I have never seen the same cloud in the sky twice, meaning that if I send my photos to the cloud, they have gone into the abyss.
It’s not exactly full but... I gulp it down anyway. I like to think of myself as an eternal optimist. And as far as drinks go, I definitely keep up my morals. No questions asked. People are always worrying whether the glass is half full or half empty. I just drink it.
Content Warnings
69 Flavors of Candy
Accidentally Famous, Alcohol Abuse, Alpha males, Anal Play, Arrests, BDSM (very mild), Bisexual Awakening, Breeding Kink, Cheesecake, Cliff-hanger (Book 1 in Trilogy), Cock warming, Cops, Counterfactual Use of Sexual Kinks, Cranky and Horny Neighbors, Dark Humor, Drug Use, Dub-Con/Non-Con, Edging, Excessive Speeding/Parking Fines, Exhibitionism, Financial Constraints, Food shaming, Inst-love, Imprisonment, LGBTQ jokes (not directed at any legitimate individual), Light BDSM, Light Use of Gambling, Manipulative Bosses , MM, MMF, Nothing Is As It Seems, Occasional Cringey Dialog and Plot, Older Man (10+ years) Sworn Off Relationships, Over-Consumerism, Parking Fines, Pet Names, Puppies, Psychological/Verbal/Emotional Abuse from Parents, Pyromania, Reader WTF Reactions, References to Celebrities and Popular Brands/Companies, References to Highly Promiscuous Songs, References to Popular Book/Movie Series’, Sexual Coercion, Sex Work/Sex Workers , Soulmates, Shanghaiing, Slander of the Roles of Members of the Christian/Catholic Church (no reference to a specific individual), Slandering of the Characteristics of a ‘Blonde’ (not directed at any legitimate individual), Somno, Swearing, Unconventional Diets, Unicorn Obsession, Unpopular Opinions, Use Of, and Exaggeration of Stereotypes, Vaping, Voyeurism, Walking Disaster Characters, Wedding Related Disasters, Why Choose, Younger Men
